Dog The Bounty Hunter, Dog the Bounty Hunter, or Duane Chapman, is reportedly going after Edward Snowden … even if that means illegally trying to capture him in Russia.
“Sometimes you gotta bend the rules to save America,” Dog is quoted as saying.
“And if I can catch this traitor Snowden and bring him back to God’s side, then it will be well worth the risk of a lifetime of hard labor in a Siberian gulag.”
Dog is apparently not alone in his dogged pursuit.
Reports say several bounty hunters are willing to risk their freedom to capture and return the “fugitive” NSA whistleblower, who sought asylum in Russia.
None more high profile than Chapman, however.
According to reports, he stated, “Every Dog has it’s day, but Snowden, your days are numbered. Me and Beth are gonna catch you and bring ya to justice.”
“We’re gonna do it the American way. If you’re listening right now slick Eddy, the Dog’s comin’ for ya. You can run, but you can’t hide.”
“The Dog has picked up your trail.”
Dog and his wife Beth Chapman are said to be headed to Hong Kong first in an effort to sniff out possible clues in Snowden’s old hotel room there.
This story may or may not be fake, as its sources are questionable and it has already sparked several denials … but even so, it’s a hilarious concept.